The Best (of the worst) Pick up Lines

If anyone thinks they can get girls by using a pick up line, they probably don’t know what a pick up line really is. As much as we wish they were, pick up lines aren't magic words that'll put women under your spell. They're merely entertainment, and with the right delivery, pick up lines will work every time – that is, if the goal is to make her laugh. And why shouldn’t it be! There’s no better way to start a conversation with someone than to first make them laugh. So, remember, it’s how you say these pick up lines and your delivery that makes it work. And for all the ladies, here’s a secret – use pick-up lines! Men love them. So finally, from worst to best, here are the best (of the worst) pick up lines.

28. You remind me of my mom.

27. Did you fart?  Because you just blew me away.

26. How bout I take you out tonight, have some dinner, maybe some sex, you know, see what happens.

25. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U between F, C, and K.

24. Is that a keg in your pants, because I need to tap that.

23. Know the difference between a boner and a cheeseburger?  You’re not giving me a cheeseburger right now.

22. The word of the day is legs.  Let’s go to my house and spread the word.

21. Let’s play Titanic.  When I say iceberg you go down.

20. Your parents must be assholes because you are the shit!

19. How about we try an Australian kiss, it’s like a French kiss but down under.

18. My magic watch says you don’t have any panties on. Oh, you do? It must be fifteen minutes fast.

17. I’m going to masturbate and I need a name to go with the face.

16. You ever kiss a baby bunny between the ears (pull out pant pockets).  Want to?

15. If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

14. (Find a girl and do the “come here” motion with your finger) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my entire hand.

13. Do you have a penis?  Do you want one?

12. You got something on your chest… My eyes.

11. Were you raised on a farm?  Because you sure can raise a cock.

10. Do you like the material of my shirt?  It’s boyfriend material.

9. Do you sleep with strangers?  No, well let me introduce myself.

8. You remind me of my little toe. I’ll bang you on the kitchen table.

7. If I was an astronaut, my first mission would be to orbit around Uranus.

6. Hey baby, are you free tonight… or will it cost me?

5. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

4. Can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

3. If I flip a coin right now, what are my chances of getting head?

2. My penis just died can I bury it in your ass?

1. I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

 

 

 

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